Foods that Suck:

Number 1: The Tater Tot

The Tater Tot is a vile thing created when school officials discovered that Elmer's Glue was being consumed by children in large quantities and was apparently non-toxic. Since anything that has no short term adverse effects is fair game for cafeteria food new uses were looked for and found. Amazingly, small gravel-sized bits of potato that fall out of the peeler were going to waste some genius discovered that mixed with glue they could be formed into small cylinders which could be deep fried and, when covered in an acidic lubricant such as ketchup, be served as filler material in school lunches. The only place outside of a school cafeteria where you can find these festering wads of crap are at Sonic where they are completely at home with their other menu items which are designed to be eaten with the hand that isn't steering the car.